trainer's card
name: katie/alex
ID no.: 69420
class: queer
nature: homogay
money: 420 pokédollars
pokedéx:

I love sum tiddies

blondebrainpowered:

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“Do Not Buy Where You Will Not Be Hired. NAACP” North Carolina, 1960.

spookys4pphic:

“You’re a nerd” I say as I look at you with heart eyes while you info dump to me

vetchtibbles:

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

vetchtibbles:

james and the giant pronoun

kermakatti:

Why don’t modern games display messages like this when you try to quit them

kiefbowl:

thank god I got whatever’s wrong with me that isn’t the kind of wrong with me that would have me falling in love with an ai chatbot or whatever the fuck

galactica-phantom:

galactica-phantom:

shit like this in 2000s era games is so funny because like we all know it’s real but in today’s internet it just feels like a shitpost

how could i have forgotten

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mayakern:

mayakern:

digital sketch of me eating a burger and holding my dog back with a footALT

what it’s like trying to eat anything tasty in my house

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yes ok that is true but it is not indiscriminate. he loves his heartworm/flea meds and also his probiotic and feels medium about his joint supplement and he will just eat those out of my hand, but there ARE pills he dislikes. but he is still the easiest animal i have ever pilled bc he just lets me stick the pill in the back of his mouth and then he gets a treats. equivalent exchange. 🤷‍♀️

fagstaynight:

(after mistakenly and shamelessly confessing to a crime during police interrogation) but that’s what i would say if it was opposite day today

dg3zero-deactivated20250226:

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